Ye story hai humare patrakar Popatlal aur hamari achar papad ke master, sleeveless blouse ke rani, humari Madhavi bhabhi.
Toh aisa hua tha ke Popatlal ki health bohut kareeb ho gaye thi. Use bohut bukhar tha. Usne apne phone se Madhavi bhabhi ko call kiya.
Madhavi apne kaam nipta ke khana bana rahi thi. Use phone ke awaz suniye diya aur woh dekhti hai ki Popat bhai ka phone hai. Woh uthati hai, “Hello Popat bhauji, boliye.”
Popat- Are Madhavi sorry apko kaam ke time phone kar raha hu. Woh actually naa mere tabiyat thode kareeb ho gayi hai. Aur yaha par Hathi bhai bhi nahi hai. Toh Bhide se ek bar suna tha ke ap ke pass koi ayurvedic kada hai. Toh kya ap woh banake bhej sakte ho Bhide ke hatho yaha? Please apko thode takleef de raha hu.
Madhavi- Are Popat bhai isme takleef kya? Aap tension mat lo. Main abhi bana ke leke ati hu.
Madhavi fatat kada banate hai. Aur uske liye thoda khana bhi leke jaate hai. Leke jaate Popat ke ghar ka bell marte hai.
Popat bell ka awaz sunke, “Aao Bhide,” bolta hai. Fir uske nazar padte hai aur uske aakhe khuli ke khuli. Madhavi ek dum mast tight blouse mein. Uske badan thoda wet hota hai.
Madhvai hasne lagte hai, “Popat bhai main hu miss Bhide. Kya ap bhi?” Aur woh andar aati hai aur uske badan ko chuti. Are aga bai, apko bohut bukar hai.”
Popat- Kuch samaj nahi a raha hai kya karu. Isliye apko bulaya aacha hua ap aayi.
Mahdavi- Aap let jaiyea main fatak se ap ke liye kada leke aati hu.
Woh bhag bhag ke ja rah thi tab uske gand hil rahe thi.
Popat- Yea bimar hu lekin havas ka kuch thikana nahi. Kam he nahi ho raha hai.
Madgavi kada leke aate hai aur uske baju mein baithke pilane lagte hai. Popat ek sip pita hai aur kada thuk deta hai
Madhavi- Aga bai kay zala?
Popat- Bohut ganda hai, mujhe nahi chaiye.
Madhavi use pakadti hai aur uske pass jati hai. “Popat bhai aagar apko jaldi aacha hona hai tho peena hoga. Aap mujhe apne bhen mante ho naa?”
Popat uske badan ko ghur rhaa hota hai bohut fatty badan se mast ekdum nashele khushbu aa rahi hoti hai. Woh bhi chance marte hue ek hath apna uske arms par rakh deta hai. “Thik hai lekin ap ko apne hath se pilana hoga.”
Madhavi use pilate hai apne hath se. “Bohut zidi ho ap ha, Popat bhai.”
Popat – Kya karu? Aap he mera etna khayal rakhte ho. Aap se zid pana pura kar sakta hu naa. Waise aj Bhide nahi hai to ap ya hai ruk jaao mere dekhbhal karne.
Mahdavi- Aga bai nahi, Popat bhai, aisa nahi ho sakta. Enko pata chala naa thi yea mar delenge mujhe.
Popat – Acha matlab main paraya naa. Haa jaiyea aap aise he chodkar mujhe.
Uske back ko push karta hai.
Madhavi- Popat bhai ap mere liye nahi ho paraye. Lekin ap unhe jante ho naa kaise ho woh.
Popat- Are yaha par aaye to kisko pata chala kya?
Madhavi- Nahi.
Pioat- To vaise hi abhi yaha chup chap ruk jana kisko pata chalega. Subhe hote hai hi 4 baje main apko ghar chod dunga. Lekin please aj ke raat yaha rukiye.
Madhvi thoda nakhre karti hai fir man jati hai, “Thik hai baba rukh jaate hu bas?”
Popat uske nange arms par hath firta hai. “Ab dekho thoda bukhar kam hone laga mera.”
Madhavi- Ho kaa? Bohut shararti ho ap ha Popat bhauji.
Popat – Waise apko nighty ya fir kuch chahiye rahege coupard ke andar. aap phen sakte ho.
Madhav – Ag aga bai ap yea sab cheezo ka kya karte ho. (haske bolte hai) Kahi ap he tho phenke nahi sote naa?
Popat haat uske dhere se arms par marta hai. “Maine sab woh apne hone wali biwi ke liye kharede ke rakhe hai.
Madhvi- Oh, asa kai? Main nighty vagere kuch nahi pehnte woh main ghar mein enke sath sadi main he sote hu.
Popat – Oh, bichara Bhide.
Madhavi – Bichara kyu?
Popat- Sadi nikalega kab maze kab karega.
Mahdvi – Haat ap kuch bhi sochte ho Popat bhauji. Chaliye main ja rahe hu sone.
Popat uska hath pakad leta hai. “Are ruka naa kaha etna jaldi hai? Mujhe pata hai roz raat ap 2 baje tak sote nahi. Us din kitchen mein ap dono ke parchaiyea dikh rahi thi.”
Mahdvi- Ap bohut chalu nikle haa. Sahi khete the Babita ji Popat bhai sab aurto ko ghur ke dekhte hai. Lekin main he ek the jo ap ke kie ladti thi nahi woh bichare sedhe hai.
Popat- Are chodo us bade mumme vali ko.
Madhavi- Kya bade kya?
Popat- Kuch nahi. Vaise ap aj thode udas lag rahe hai. Bhide ke kami mehsos ho rahe hai kya apko?
Madhavj- Nahi, woh rahe ke bhi kuch use nahi hai.
Popat Madhavi ke aakh mein dukh dekta hai aur use ke aur kareeb jata hai. “Are ap ro kyu rahe ho. Madhavi bhabhi ap roiye mat. Mujhe batiya kya hua hai. Kuch problem hai paiso ke problem hai kya? Bolo mujhe main apko help karunga.”
Madhvi – Nahi Popat bhai enko mere jara bhi kadar nahi hai. Bas apna nikla pani ke kaam khatam. Dusro ke chinta hi nahi hai. Aur us din mujhe bolte hai moti ho gayi hai tu.
Popat- Bhide pagal ho gaya hai. Are ese mota pa thodi na bolte hai ese chubbynes bolte hai.
Madhavi rona band kar dete hai aur Popat ke pass dekhte hai. “Matlab kya Popat bhauji?”
Popat- Bhabhi woh chubbyness ko mota pa nahi bolte aur chubbyness ti chaiye. Ap jaise middle age valo ke ladies ko tho khaas chaiye.Woh Bhide ko kuch samjhta nahi.
Madhavi – Sach mein na main moti nahi hu?
Popat- Apko es dost par vishwas hai naa.
Madhavi – Waah. Pehele behen thi ab direct dost?
Popat- Ab dost bankar he kam chalana padega na. Ap na ek kam karo ese bhi patla blouse sela lo. Aur Bhide ke samne jana pakka woh pigal jayega.
Mahdvi- Kar liya tha try aakar. Mere aam par lund ragda aur pani nikal kar chale gaye. Woh he ek din yaad hai jab shadi ke raat unka josh he kuch alag tha.
Popat- Haa woh sab ka hota hai aur ap jaise ho to aur ho maze.
Madhavi- Dhaat kuch bhi. Chaliye jaate hai sone bohut raat ho gaye hai. Subhe 4 baje uthana hai naa apko mujhe chodne ane valo na ghar.
Popat- Are 4 bajne mein bohut time hai. Vaise ap akele toh jana bedroom. Main yaha par he sita hu.
Madhavi- Ajibat nahi hum dono sath soyenge.
Madhavi use uthati hai aur dheere dheere kar uske room mein le jati hai.
Popat chance marte hue uske kamar pakadta hai. “Ah, ap jaise biwi mere nasib mein chaiye,”
Madhavi hasti hai, “Aga bai mere duplicate milna bohut mushkil hai.”
Popat- Fir hum original ko he apna bana lenge.
Madhavi uske baat ko ignore karte hai aur has ke smile dete hai. Use bed par sula dete hai aur khud bed ke dusre baju so jati hai
Light off ho gaye hote hai. Achanak Madhavi ko moaning ke awaz suniyea de rahe hote hai. Woh apne aakhe kholte hai aur dekhte hai ke Popatlal kuch badabada raha hai neend mein.
Bich bich mein has bhi raha hai. Madhavi thoda aur pass jati hai to use awaz clearly suniye dete hai. “Ahaa Madhavi bhabhi kya badan hai apka!”
Madhavi ki nazar chadar ke vaha jaati hai. Kuch hil raha hai jaise aur woh chadar uthate hai. Uske akhe khuli rehe jati hai. Popat adha nude hokar (chadar ke andar apne pant nikale hai) apna lund hila raha tha apne hath se.
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