Ek baar hum log ek marriage function mein gaye the. First day wahaa par musical night thi toh main chaniya choli mein thi. Mere hubby ko aana nahi tha to woh nahi aaye.
Par mere bahut convince karne par woh mujhe lene aayenge aisa kaha tha. Woh jaldi aaye thoda mile sabse. Fir hum log kareeb kareeb raat ke dedh baje vahaan se nikle ghar jaane ke liye.
Woh party plot highway par tha aur humare ghar se karib karib ek dedh ghanta dur tha. Pata nahi mere pati ka mood pehle se kharaab tha toh woh disturbed the aur drunk bhi the. Toh hum dono ki ladaai ho gayi bahas ke dauran.
Usi waqt ek aadmi bike lekar wrong side aa raha tha aur uske sath accident hote hote reh gaya. Maine hubby se kaha,
Main: Arrey aap driving mein dhyan dijiye. Abhi accident ho…
Pura bol paati usse pehle hi mujhe gusse mein dekh kar hubby ne kaha,
Hubby: Woh wrong side mein aa raha hai.
Maine us aadmi ki or dekha toh woh senior citizen lag raha tha. Mere hubby ne glass utaar kar gaaliya dena shuru kar diya aur side se hokar gaadi nikaal li. Woh aadmi dekh raha tha hum dono ki or.
Fir glass upar kar ke mere pati ek aur baar gaali bole, “Saala miyo maadarchod” aisa kuch.
Mujhe ye bilkul pasand nahi aaya aur maine bol diya,
Main: Aap aisa kaise bol sakte ho? Unki umar dekhi? Kam se kam 60 saal hogi. Koi majburi rahi hogi jo woh itni der raat drive kar ke kahin jaa rahe hai aur aap isme ye sab bol rahe ho?
Itna bolte ho unko bahut zyada gussa aaya.
Hubby: Tujhe mere siva harek ki fikar hai. Chal nikal abhi issi waqt gaadi se nikal. Chal.
Gaadi roki aur mujhe sach mein nikaal diya. Main road par khadi rahi rona aa raha tha. Sochne lagi ki purse to gadi mein reh gaya hai, ab ghar kaise jaaungi?
Tabhi wohi uncle unki bike lekar aate dikhe. Pehle main darr gayi ki aise sumsaam raste par ek anjaan Musalman aadmi mere pati ki harkat ka gussa mujh par na nikaal de. Main niche ki aur munh kar ke meri gaadi gayi usi disha mein chalne lagi.
Woh aaye aur bole,
Chacha: Bitiya, woh tera marad tha kya?
Ek to raat ke dedh do baje ki khatarnaak thand. Usme bhi main sirf chaniya choli aur woh bhi style ke chakkar mein backless choli. Sirf ek hi dori par tiki hui pehni thi odhni bhi transparent thi.
Aisi haalat mein darr ke vajah se ya thand ki vajah se kaamp rahi thi. Maine chalna band kar ke unki aur dekh kar chup chaap khadi rahi.
Chacha: Bol bitiya, kya woh tera marad tha?
Main: Haan chachaji.
Chacha: Bada hi gussel hai, main thoda jaldi mein tha to shortcut le liya itni raat ko yahaan traffic nahi hota is liye. Par aapki gaadi aa gayi. Utni si baat pe woh mujhe kya kya suna gaya?
Mujhe laga ki baat to sahi hai. Sorry bol deti hun shayad mujh par to gussa na nikaale.
Main: Unki or se main maafi mangti hu chachaji. Woh dar asal thode upset the to kisi aur baat ka gussa aap par nikal gaya sorry.
Chacha: Arrey bitiya, aisa mat bolo. Hota hai kabhi kabhi maine use maaf kar diya. Bas? Par tujhe kyun gaadi se utaar diya usne. Woh mujhe pata nahi chal raha.
Main: Woh darasal aapke sath misbehave karne ke liye maine unko daant diya. Toh unko aur gussa aaya ki main unki wife hu aur aapki side le rahi thi. Is liye gusse mein nikaal diya mujhe.
Chacha: Toh ab bitiya tu ghar kaise jayegi?
Main: Main bhi wahi soch rahi hun chachaji, dar asal main apna purse gaadi mein hi bhul gayi hun aur mobile bhi usi mein reh gaya hai. Mujhe to rasta bhi yaad nahi ke yahaan se Bodakdev jane ka.
Chacha: Oh, bitiya, itne dur kaise jaaogi yahaan se naa to auto mil paayegi naa hi koi bus.
Main bhi yahi soch rahi thi aur ab gabhra rahi thi. Kyunki unki baat sahi thi. Subah hone tak koi auto ya bus nahi milne wala aur subah hone mein abhi 4-5 ghante baki hai. Soch hi rahi thi ki unhone mera chehra padh kar bol diya,
Chacha: Kaho to main tumhe chhod sakta hun mere bike par.
Main fir sochne lagi. Kya ye baat sahi hai? Aur waise bhi itni raat ko meri society mein sabhi log so rahe honge. Mere pati bhi itna drink karne ke baad jaagne wale nahi hai dopahar tak. Toh maine formality karte hue kaha,
Main: Par chachaji, aap itna dur tak mujhe drop karne aaoge ye mujhe thoda ajib lag raha hai. Aap mujhe sirf koi auto dilva dijiye toh bhi main chali jaaungi.
Chacha: Arrey bitiya, itni raat ko auto wala aayega to to woh 1000 rupaye lega, usse better hai ki tu mujhe hi 500 de dena.
Unke hanste hi main bhi has padi.
Main: Thik hai chachaji. Chaliye. Par main aapko 500 nahi pure 1000 hi dungi.
Fir maine unki bike pe baithne ka try kiya par bahut unchi thi. Ab chachaji ke paas lakh – dedh laakh ki bike hai to chachaji achchhe ghar ke hi hoge. Aisa bhi khayaal aaya. Woh samajh gaye toh unhone mujhe kaha,
Chacha: Bitiya ab socho mat mere kandhe ko pakdo aur chadh jaao.
Mera dimaag double meaning main chala gaya waapis aaya aur maine waise hi kiya jaise unho ne kaha. Par meri odhni jo maine lapeti hui thi woh silky thi to baith nahi paayi. Fisal gayi.
Fir pata nahi kya hua ki maine bina kuch zyada soche, meri odhni chaniye se nikaal kar use shawl ki tarah odh liya aur wapis unka kandha pakda aur baith gayi. One side baithne ki vajah se maine unka ek kandha pakde rakha aur dusra hath seat ke hisse par hi rakh diya. Pichhe pakadne ke liye handle jaisa kuch tha nahi.
Mere baithte hi unhone gear lagaya aur bike chalana shuru karte hi ek jhatka laga. Toh jo thodi jagah meri chhati aur unki pith ke bich main thi woh mit gayi. Fisal na jaaun ye soch kar maine dobara adjust hona thik nahi samjha.
Chacha: Sorry, bitiya thik to ho tum? Mujhe is bike ki aadat nahi. Main to tempo aur truck chalata hun ye to mere seth ka hai.
Main: Thik hu main chachaji. Koi baat nahi.
Ab unke itne kareeb baithi thi ke unke pasine ki badboo bhi aa rahi thi par koi chara hi nahi tha. Aur raste aise the ki baat hi mat puchho itne khadde ho gaye the. Chachaji ki back par mere boobs takraya hi karte the.
Meri pakad unke kandhe par majboot ho rahi thi. Thandi aisi badhne lagi ki main kaampne lagi. Aur maine chachaji se dhire chalane ko kaha,
Main: Chachaji, aapko sach main bahut jaldi hogi mujhe drop kar ke vapis bhi aana hai. Par mere liye please thoda dheere chalaiye. Bahut thand lag rahi hai.
Chacha: Arrey re bitiya, tujhe thand lag rahi hai? Mera ghar yahi paas main hai, chal wahan jaakar tere liye kuch odhne ko le lete hai.
Mere answer ka wait karne se pehle hi bike mod di aur sahi main nazdik main hi ghar tha pahunch bhi gaye. Main kaamp rahi thi to unhone ne ghar ka lock khola aur mujhe andar bulaya. Pata nahi kyun par main chali bhi gayi.
Mere andar jate hi unhone darwaza band kar diya main ghabhrakar unhe dekhne lagi to bole
Chacha: Thandi hava naa aye is liye band kiya hu bitiya. Ruk main tere liye paani laata hun aur pehle tu ye kambal odh le.
Itna kehkar bina mujhe puchhe meri odhni khinch li aur meri chhati ka ubhaar dekhte dekhte mujhe kambal main lapet liye. Khud saamne wali chair par bath gaye.
Unke ghar mein ek hi kamra tha aur ek kitchen tha. Kamra bada tha. Aur mujhe bed par hi bithaya tha. Kambal lapeta tha upar ke hisse main par niche abhi bhi thand lag rahi thi.
Pata nahi kab main hi pairon ki thand kam karne ke liye maine ghaghre ko adjust kiye bagair hi pair upar kar liye’ Shayad us 1 second main unhone meri jaangh dekh li hogi. Toh unki saanse bhaari ho gayi aur munh khul gaya.
Meri nazre unki nazron se takra gayi. Had badaa kar maine nazre fer li. Lekin pata nahi kyun nazrein kaise unke pairo par chali gayi. Unke pajaame ke andar kuch khada is tarah ho gaya ki wahaan tamboo jaisa ban gaya tha.
Ab baari meri saansein fulne ki thi. mera munh khula reh gaya jo unhone dekh liya. Lekin woh meri tarah had badaaye nahi. Balki unhone meri aur dekhte hue unka hath wahaan par rakhkar sehlaane lage.
Main samajh gayi ki ab ye puri tarah se mood main aa chuke hai. Aur maine nazre fer li. Dil aur dimag ka connection tutne laga. Dil keh raha tha ki itna bada tamboo dikh raha hai toh andar kitna bada hoga!
Mere pati pichhle kai mahino se mujhse thik tarah se baat bhi nahi karte meri aur dekhna to dur ki baat hai. Chodna toh soch bhi nahi sakte. Dimaag keh raha hai ki ye ek Musalmani mard hai, bahut zyada gareeb hai.
Main ek baar fans gayi to yahaan se nikal bhi nahi paaungi aur meri zindagi barbaad ho jaayegi. Isi bich woh achanak se khade hue. Mera sir niche ki aur jhuka hua tha.
Par meri aankhein unki taango ke bich jaa rahi thi. Woh usi waqt wahaan hath rakh kar sehlate hue use adjust karke meri aur badh rahe the. Meri dhadkane tez ho gayi aur main bol padi,
Main: Chachaji, chaliye chalte hai main ab thik mehsoos kar rahi hun.
Chacha: Arrey bitiya thodi der aur baith lo. Kambal ki vajah se thik mehsoos ho raha hoga par bahar thand aur badh gayi hogi, soch lo.
Itna bol kar mere kandho ko kambal ke upar se touch kar ke dobara bole,
Chacha: Fir bhi agar tum kahogi to main le chalta hun tumhe, chalo chalte hai.
Main: Thik hai chaliye
Chachaji ne darwaza khola aur main bahar nikal aayi fatt se. Unke ghar se bahar nikalte hi mujhe fir se thand lagne lagi. Ab main soch main padi lekin ghar jaana hi padega toh ready thi thand sahne ke liye.
Ab dikkat ye thi ki baithungi kaise. Kyunki kambal se hath nikalne padenge support lene ke liye. Toh unhone kambal nikal kar baithne ko kaha. Jaise maine nikala to woh meri bina odhni ki chhati ghurne lage, aur bole,
Chacha: Arrey bitiya teri odhni to ghar main reh gayi, ruk main le aata hun.
Woh wapis ghar main gaye aur meri odhni ko lekar use sunghne lage. Fir meri odhni ko unke pajaame main daal kar unka hilaane lage aur fir bahar aaye. Maine unke hath se odhni li aur pehle ki tarah dhank upar se lapet kar pith thodi (transperent main kitna dhank paayegi) dhank li.
Fir woh bike pe baith gaye aur maine dobara unke kandhe ka support liya aur baith gayi. Is baar baithte waqt already jagah kam rakh paayi toh baithte waqt hi mere boob unki pith par takraa gaye.
Fir main pichhe jaane lagi to woh mera hath (unke kandhe par tha woh hath) sahlate hue bole,
Chacha: Ab dur mat jaao thand zyada lagegi aise hi kambal lapet lo bitiyaaa.
Main kuch na boli aur waise hi kiya lekin kambal lapet kar seat ka support nahi le paa rahi thi. Fir bhi adjust ho gayi aur unko bike chalane ko kaha. Unhone chalana shuru kiya.
Do teen baar unki seat ka suport liya. Mera hath fisal raha tha aur mere boobs unki pith par dab rahe the. Mere nipples meri choli main tight ho rahe the aur ghaghre main se ghusti hui thandi hawa uska alag hi asar chhod rahi thi.
Tabhi chachaji ne khadde ki vajah se break lagaai aur mera hath fisla aur fir se mere boob unki pith par dab gaye.
Chacha: Bitiya andhera bahut hai. Thand mujhe bhi ab lag rahi hai aur tu baar baar jo mujhse takra rahi hai to mera bhi balance jaa raha hai.
Main: Chachaji, main bhi kya karu? Mera dusra hath aapki seat ka support liye hue hai aur woh hi fisal jata hai.
Chacha: Bitiya, tu bike ki seat ka support chhod aur meri jaangh par hath rakh kar support le le. Fisalna bandh ho jaayega.
Chachaji ne mauke par choka maara. Ab main sochne ki taaqat shayad kho chuki thi. Ya mera dil aur jism ek hokar dimag ko bandh kar chuke the. Maine wahi kiya jo unhone kaha tha.
Unki jaangh par hath rakha par aur jhukna pada toh mere boob sidhe unki pith se sat kar dabne hi lage. 1 minute main hi mera jism mere dimag par haavi ho gaya.
Mera hath khud hi unki jaangh par aise hilne laga jaise unki jaangh sehla raha ho. Unhone bike slow kar di. Aur mere munh ke nazdik unka munh laakar bole,
Chacha: Bitiya, tu chahe to mere hi ghar par ruk sakti hai thand sach main bahut zyada hai.
Main: Nahi chachaji, ab aapke ghar vapis nahi jaana mere hi ghar chhod dijiye. Wapis jaane main waqt bigad jayega, is se to behtar hai ki main mere ghar pahunch jaaun.
Chacha: Abhi to 2:15 hi hue hai bitiya, aur is speed se jaane mein hume 2 ghante lag jaayenge. Ya us se bhi zyada toh ty ghadi ko chhod aur mujhe kas ke pakad le. Taki tera balance na bigde aur main tujhe jaldi se mere ghar main le chalu. Kya bolti hai tu? Bataaaa
Main (bilkul unke kaan ke karib mere honth the. Woh aur pichhe unka face le aaye to mere honth unke kaan ko chhu kar bole): Thik hai chachaji.
Kaise aur kyun mat puchho. Par honth unke kaan ko chhute hi meri saanse aur fuli aur aah nikal gayi. Anjaane mein unhe ishaara mila. Unhone unke left hand se mera ek hath unki jaangh par se utha kar unke do pairon ke bich main laakar rakh diya.
Mere hi hath ko pakad kar mere hi haathon se sehlaane lage unke do pairon ke bich main garmi thi. Aur bole,
Chacha: Pakde rehna chhodna matt warna hum dono gir jaayenge main u turn le raha hun.
Itna kehkar unhone jaldi se U-turn liya. Speed badha kar khaddo main bhi fast chala kar unke ghar ki aur chal diye. Hath main jo tha woh kisi lohe ke rod se kam nahi tha. To maine bhi tight pakad liya khaddo ki vajah se hath khud ba khud upar niche hone laga.
Unki ‘Aah’ bhi mere kaanon main padne lagi. Ek ajab sa nasha chadhne laga aur main mere gale main pade mangalsutra ko bhi bhul gayi. Kab besharmi ke sath puchh baithi pata hi nahi chala.
Main (is baar jaan bujh kar unke kaan ko chumte hue): Aap ko thand jyaada lag rahi hai kya chachaji? Aap ‘aah’ kyun karte hue bike chala rahe ho?
Itna bolkar meri aah bhi unke kaano main pahoncha di. Speed slow kar ke dobara unke left hand ko mere right hand par rakh kar mere hi hath se upar niche karva kar ke bole,
Chacha: Nahi bitiya, thand to chali gayi ab to meri garmi badh rahi hai. Jo teri thand ko maarne ke liye tadap rahi hai. Teri thand ko jo auzaar maarne wala hai woh tere hi hathon se taiyaar ho raha hai aur fadfadaa raha hai. Is liye tujhe jaldi se ghar ke andar le jaana chahta hun. Ab mujhe bike chalaane de thik se taaki hum dono gire nahi aur mere ghar main jaldi pahunch paaye.
Woh dobara fast chalane lage. Unka left hand mere hathon se hata diya. Fir maine wahaan se mera hath nahi hataya. Badchalan aurat ki tarah unke tane hue auzaar par ferte hue unke pajaame ke andar se pakad liya aur boli:
Main: Ab girenge kaise chachaji, maine aapki baat maan kar ise kas ke pakda hua hai. Jaldi pahuncha do aapke ghar main jaana hai mujhe.
Ye kehkar maine unko bina kahe keh diya tha ki aaj unke bed par main unki hone wali hu. Lekin fir bhi itna kam na pade ye soch kar maine unko earlobe ko meri jibh lagaakar chaat liya.
Chachaji ne bina kuch kahe speed badhaai aur turant hum log unke ghar par pahunch gaye. Bike par se utarte hi unhone unke ghar ki chaabi mujhe thama di. Main ghar kholne lagi tab tak woh aaye.
Tabhi ghar ka darwaza khula toh unhone mujhe mere pichhwade par unke dono hathon se dabate hue dhakka diya. Main balance jaane ki vajah se ulte pet unke bed par hi giri.
Sidhi hone se pehle hi unhone mere ghaaghre ke andar unka hath daala. Mere pairon ko ragadte hue mera ghaghra meri gaand tak uthakar sidha meri undie ko khinch kar utaarne lage. It was enough for me to release my liquid.
Jaise hi unhone meri undie nikaali, main sidhi pith ke bal ho gayi. Unhone meri undie ko bhi chaata ya sungha. Aur unka pajaama ek jhatke main utaar kar fenk diya. Aur mujh par let gaye.
Maine unke sir ke baalon ko sehlana shuru kiya. Aur kab hum dono ne ek dusre ke munh main apni jibh daal di woh pata hi na chala. Thik waise hi unhone try kiya.
Mujhe pata hi na chala kab woh mere andar unka puri tarah se tan chuka auzaar daal diye. Par woh nahi jaante the ki main mahino se pyaasi thi. Kahaan meri do ungliya aur kahaan unka itna lamba aur chowda rough and strong auzaar?
Koi tulna hi mumkin nahi. Jaise hi unka topa andar gaya, maine unki jibh par kaat liya. Kiss tod kar unhone sir uthakar dhakka diya jis dhakke ka support mere andar ke liquid ne pura diya.
Fir bhi meri chinkh nikal gayi aur maine zor se chinkh padi. Woh bole,
Chacha: Ab agar tu manaa karegi toh bhi main nahi rukne wala.
Na mera sochne ka mood tha naa hi manaa kar rahi thi.
Main: Main manaa nahi kar rahi. Ye bahut badaa hai thoda dheere se karo ye kehna chahti thi.
Chacha: Dheere to tera pati karta hoga, asli maza aaj milega tujhe.
Itna bolte hi aur zor ae dhakka diya aur maine bhi aur zor se chilla diya Pura andar jaane par hi woh ruke aur fir mere kaan main unki jibh ferte hue bole,
Chacha: Ab tu bolegi tab dhakke lagaaunga tab tak tu is lund ko apni chut main mehsoos kar raani.
Meri saanse normal hote hi maine bola,
Main: Itna tagda hai ki baat bandh karke mujhe ise mehsoos karne main maza aaraha hai. Aap shuru ho jaao. Dard hoga tabhi khushi bhi milegi.
Fir asli dhakke shuru hue gazab ka stamina tha unka aur maine bhi maza lena shuru kar diya. Pata nahi tha ki mera stamina kitna hai aaj pata lagne wala tha. Unko nahi pata tha ki main mere padoshi Abdul chacha se kitna pyaar karti thi.
Unke jaane ke baad 1 saal baad ye ehsaas mila hai. Aur to aur ye unse bhi ek kadam aage hai aisa mehsoos ho gaya tha mujhe. Fir to position change ki aur mere pair unko kandho par rakh kar boli,
Main: Main maan hi nahi sakti ke kaise mere hath aapke kandhe par the aur ab pair aa gaye.
Chacha: Maza lena chahti hai na tu? Maza aisa dunga ki baar baar aayegi khud yahaan par.
Fir thap thap hota raha. Meri aahen badhti rahi unki bhi saansein fulne lagi. Unke pair tight hone lage to main samajh gayi ki ab inka dahi nikalne wala hai. Maine bola ki munh main do mujhe bhukh lagi hai.
Unhone bhi nikaala aur maine turant munh main liya aur lete hi unka nikal gaya. Pura munh main aabhi nahi paa raha tha toh kuch bahar bhi nikal par sab khaa gayi. Ghadi par nazar gayi toh dekh ki 3:35 baj chuke the.
Fir sir pichhe gira kar maine aankhein band kar li. Woh meri bagal main aakar let gaye. Main so gayi. Aag dono mein itni bhadki hui thi ki hum dono ne fikar hi nahi ki ke darwaaza bandh hi nahi kiya tha.
Jab aankh khuli toh 4:50 baje the.